May 2013
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
loveactuallyisallaround:
tumblr would be a playground for psychologists
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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My trainer: More leg
My trainer: More leg
My trainer: MORE LEG
My trainer: EVEN MORE THAN THAT
My trainer: Whats always the solution?
Me: More leg?
My trainer: Whats 2+2?
Me: More leg?
My trainer: Yes. Now use more leg.
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
